Sunday, August 29, 2010

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la fortuna, delle volte...











I was thinking, you know the movie with Nicole Kidman, Fur, she is a ball of hair in the exhaust (that came to my mind while Sture the sink) and finds that over the living one who has that disease that you grow hair everywhere? That in the end she makes us love. First, however, gives him a better shaved. And after he shaved discovers that underneath there was Robert Downey Jr.
No, it was to tell the fortune of the time ...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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La frocia svoncia

that I be accused of being politically incorrect because I tell you now that I was born. But this is not the case. Ghei My friends are the first to give the fag, and I therefore feel empowered to do the same. The "fagot svoncia" is inscribed in the category of Ghei who still have some problems to accept their gheitudine. The Frocia svoncia is usually young, pimple, gives it away as the Frisby, preferably old, and makes no secret whatsoever. The Frocia svoncia think it is the only Ghei on earth because it is from a small town forgotten by God and maybe their parents which has the captive-fascists. Then just leave the home territory leaving the air discharged using in the presence of popes and start wielding the sword of exceedingly sculettare frocitudine exasperated against anyone. A Frocia svoncia I met in Mykonos, on the bus that brought me to the plane (full of Italians). Speaking with a semidisowned embarrassment that he did not know where to look, he flat-spotted in the audience throughout his adventures Hellenic. Infrattato seems to have been in the boat of an old age of Arabic His grandfather (exact words of our hero) that showed the stars and then leave him alone and dejected on the unmade bed like a miserable bitch all in the grip of existential vacuum, (the existential emptiness I have it but I made).
I was not even bigoted. Not a problem for me was that my six year old daughter is canned exploits erotic squo skin of the moon. Macchèè. Of course I noticed an instant disqualification in the eyes of the creature, but already the mother daughters said that some men "marry" with other men.
But the "fagot svoncia" I had never spoken. Pinocchio, Sleeping Beauty, yes, the little match girl as well. But Frocia svoncia not.
But
are lenient, because our hero, having marched between the seats of the train so as to seem ostentatious so ridiculous, after which Stuart asked what place he had and he replied 37C, stating "C as Fuck" for us poor, illiterate, having complained loudly of the terrible smell of armpit that bothered her nostrils use only Jean Paul Gaultier, sat down and certainly has saddened all of a sudden thinking that the holiday was over and now he would have to return native to the village and put on that habit so obscenely in heterosexual daddy so pleased.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

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sulla perdita e sul ricominciare
















Giorno peso.
...
Poche parole per dire che per la seconda volta vengo travolta dal dolore per la perdita del mio hard disk.
Tutta la mia vita, per la seconda volta.
Tutto.

Quando sai cosa ti aspetta nei mesi che verranno è pure peggio.

Ho passato il pomeriggio a trasferire dal phone the only thing I have left, and music.

Ten songs at a time.
Ten tracks. And then wait 60 seconds.
Ten tracks. And then wait 60 seconds.
I know. It might seem that it's worth it.
The music is nothing, if one thinks about it. But
shipwreck sweeter if there background there's a light That Never Goes Out .
Ok, maybe a bit theatrical.
But sweet.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Samples Of Pinky Adult Film Star

mia cuggina

Me and my cousins \u200b\u200bhave been there more than two days with around seven thousand relatives, and lots of wine in the body that we were beaten by old cat always dirty.
But to stay in a house with a person a week is something else. My cousins \u200b\u200ba lot
cleans, dusts, polishes, scrubs, does the washing machine. And it
beds every day.
Daily. I swear. He lived quite
civilly even if sometimes tense moments as captain when my cousins \u200b\u200bcame to our room and were panic attacks.
Another thing that I did not know my cousins \u200b\u200bis that you watch a lot of tivvù, tivvù hours of trash at a volume so high that after a while you forget your name.
Then she went to the bathroom when I hook. But she knows that I noticed it because rose again when he returned.
held undisputed control of the zapping and if something was to undertake, for example, the image of a bad average guy who speaks with a tie, is able to change in a microsecond and a half.
He liked a lot speteguless programs, or stuff like becere Velona. And though I did not want to make the syrup all over me Menosa for the company.
Then one night we saw a program called Passion (pronounced as in Veneto), where there was a presenter majority to lead the program must have made a lot of competitions, especially oral exams. The presenter was interviewing and talking stain to a chick that you could see he wanted to be like Monica Bellucci, but era solo una povera sfigata. D'ora in poi per comodità la chiameremo "la sosia sfigata di monica bellucci". Dunque, la sosia sfigata di monica bellucci parlava come se c'aveva un pugno di fave in bocca e raccontava la sua vita sessuale a tutti come se noi poveri cretini dovessimo imparare da lei che è una maestra di vita.
"Stavo con tizio, che era mooolto ricco, perchè sai, io sono una ragazza viziata..."
Insomma stava con tizio ma poi si accorge che quando lui va a new york o tokio per lavoro lei si annoia sempre a fare sciopping da gucci, non le basta più. Sente che le manca qualcosa. E quel qualcosa - la fortunella - lo trova giusto nei pantaloni di Andrea lo Stewart, stallone proletario che se la tromba sulle scale di casa in various positions (as we learn from detailed reconstruction film).
"My father did not see him for years," says the impersonator sucker for Monica Bellucci, maybe now I is seeing.
"We also hope not," I feel like saying. What if my daughter comes up so I fill Mazz ° T ° (bugliese) and then I retire in Tibet and also become a lesbian.
comuqnue ...
A little I began to rant against tivvù with phrases like "but you do not see how much you moron, but you sseiunacretiiiiina ... but then I saw my cousins \u200b\u200bdo not gave me in my shoulder and thought that even that is Fortunella them.
So I have set down a quiet and I have sorbed the fifteen minutes of fame of the double sucker Monica Bellucci, who then called Francesca and a little something that I knew was a high school that went by the name owen baby because he pretended to be the wife of singer Mark Owen of Take That.
And I've said it all.